A Thousand Words
John Paczkowski's Good Morning Silicon Valley blog is soliciting captions for this photo of Bill Gates, which left Paczkowski "slackjawed and stammering."
His favorite entries so far: "I made the screen blue ... to match my eyes"; "Hi, I'm Bill. And this is my friend, Longhorn Reduced Media Version"; "A hot new amateur every day!"; "Thanks for the brownies, Steve"; "It's not the Blue Screen of Death, it's The Blue Screen of Desire"; and "... I'm waiting for your call. Dial 1-800-LONGHORN, now."