ARIANNA VS. ANGELYNE
From HughHewitt:
What's the difference between Angelyne and Arianna?
1. Angelyne has two fixed positions.
2. You can understand Angelyne.
3. Angelyne has a following.
UPDATE: Peter Robinson, author of the new and wonderful How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life, submits:
4. Angelyne is doing the best she can. Arianna knows better.
I'm not so sure about #2, but maybe it's a comment on policy, not accents.