BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
D Magazine has announced its list of the 10 most beautiful people in Dallas. Is it just me, or do they all have soap opera names--especially the men? (They also look scarily homogeneous.)
You probably want me to comment on the war instead of this fluff. I'm glad it's going well. They're going to need a bunch of M.P.s (and local deputies ASAP) to restore order in Basra, Baghdad, and elsewhere. Read Command Post. I have deadlines.