Found: C. Hitchens' Opinion
Kausfiles reports that "the hunt for Christopher Hitchens' real opinion goes into its final days! CIA experts are trying to verify the authenticity of the latest report from the field , which seems to show a slight but significant pro-Bush tilt. ... But it's still too close to call. ... Rumors persist that a videotape may soon surface in which the reclusive British commentator issues a coded message to his followers."
The answer is here. Really (though there's wiggle room). You can also read what CH thinks of Dallas women.