I NEED TO THROW MORE BOOK PARTIES
Obviously I'm doing something seriously wrong, since I'm in the same general business as Arianna Huffington, live much more modestly (though I can't complain), get smaller book advances (though, again, I can't complain), and pay gobs of federal income taxes. She doesn't. I don't pay state income taxes, but only because I live in Texas--and even then, every time I make a dollar in California, they come after it.